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Archive for March, 2010

Dear Gucci

Dear Gucci

[ 7 ] Mar 31, 2010

I know I’m not the most loyal customer you have. I’m not always the most fashion-forward trendsetter, and I have a tendency to spill spaghetti sauce on the few designer outfits I do own. And I don’t like spending a ton of money on clothes since my wonderful fiance occasionally switches the dryer setting to [...]

Baby Shoes: An Obvious Necessity

Baby Shoes: An Obvious Necessity

[ 5 ] Mar 29, 2010

A ridiculously high number of my friends have been having babies recently, so I’ve been spending a lot of time browsing baby stores for the obligatory gender-neutral onesie. Some parents do find out their baby’s sex beforehand, but I still like to go with yellows and greens just in case. I have heard a number [...]

How I Met My Fiance…And Couldn’t Stand Him

How I Met My Fiance…And Couldn’t Stand Him

[ 9 ] Mar 26, 2010

It’s been awhile since I’ve had any wedding talk on here, so I thought I’d go ahead and get all sappy again. This is the story of how I met my fiance…and couldn’t stand him. And – lucky you – he’s decided to chime in with his side of the story as well! How I met my [...]

Why I was a Vegetarian (and then, Why I Wasn’t)

Why I was a Vegetarian (and then, Why I Wasn’t)

[ 5 ] Mar 23, 2010

Last post, I left you all off with the harrowing tale of how I became a vegetarian at eight years old. Now comes the part where, after 13 years of being a dyed-in-the-wool animal-loving hippie PETA advocate, I bit into one of these: See those flames in the background? Totally appropriate, because I felt like I [...]

Why I Was a Vegetarian

Why I Was a Vegetarian

[ 9 ] Mar 19, 2010

A few of my more domestically-inclined friends have expressed bewilderment over how the heck I made it to age 25 without knowing how to make a make a tuna sandwich or cook a chicken breast or, you know, generally fend for myself. It has a little bit to do with my refusal to listen to [...]