Things I’ve Gained from Having a Child

- Perspective
- 15 pounds (maybe it’s time to check out some Sensa reviews?)
- Patience
- A full cup size
- Starbucks Gold status
- A sense of humor
- 1,000 tiny socks
- The recurring fantasy that I am Superwoman. Along with the recurring realization that I, in fact, am NOT Superwoman.
- The ability to say “No.”
- Forehead wrinkles.









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